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101 Random CFB Thoughts
101 Random College Football Thoughts and Questions
1. Why Do Vol fans yell Woo during Rocky Top? The actual song doesn't contain a Woo
2. Where did the "Woo Hoo WooHoohaHoo" develop during Clemson's Tiger Rag? It used to be just clap to Tiger Rag and spell Clemson out at the end.
3. Why doesn't Georgia Tech drop the gold jerseys and go back to the jerseys they wore during the 1990 NC season? They looked so much better
4. What is the need for hedges at so many Southern Stadiums? It just makes it harder for Houston Nutt to climb in the stands and lead the band into the fight song(see Auburn-Arkansas 06)
5. Why is a soccer techno song(Zombie Nation) played at so many college football stadiums? When did this become popular
6. Am I the only one who can't get the image of Chevy Chase out of my head when Florida's students go crazy when their band plays "You can Call Me Al"? Yeah I know "Al" is the name of your mascot, but it's Paul Simon!
7. If you are ever in Columbia for a USC game here's something fun to do. Go sit on row 1 in section 501, below you will be the opposing teams fans. When it's 30 minutes prior to kickoff a loud rooster will crow over the PA. When it does check out how many fans of the opposing team will jump up in shock
8. Why have so many schools copied Arkansas' big red Hoghats. Those things have been around nearly 50 years, but this decade we've seen Florida, Bama, South Carolina, and many others start coming up with similar versions.
9. Bring Back Col Reb!!! Enough with the PC at Ole Miss
10. Did you know Southern Miss once had a mascot named Nat B? Our history buffs will know who he was named after. If you don't know then go do some research, it might suprise you.
11. Vandy will have 9 different uniforms this year....... Why can't everyone just be like Bama and stick to one uniform?
12. When did a howl become part of Arkansas' Hog call? It's Woo Pig Sooie not Ai-ai aiwhooo pig sooie
13. People say Rocky Top is played too much.... Has anyone noticed how often Clemson plays their defense song? It goes on an entire offensive series for the opposing team.
14. Anyone else realize that both UCF and USF had a higher average attendance than Miami last year?
15. If he stays long enough Art Briles will take Baylor to a bowl game very soon
16. What is up with the scoreboard wars between MSU and Ole Miss? These things will be huge
17. When did ESPN Classic become so lame? Poker and bowling replays? How is this better than showing the 84 Maryland-Miami game?
18. Should App State move up to 1-A? Seriously, what else do they have left to accomplish in 1-AA. Western North Carolina is loaded with good high school football. They would be a great addition to the SBC.
19. South Alabama Football.....Why has it taken so long to get this to such a great city like Mobile?
20. Can someone in Virginia give me a good explanation to what a Hoo is?
21. Atlanta, GA has got it right. CU-Bama to open this year and Bama-VT to open next year. What isn't to like about this?
22. Speaking of neutral site games. Could Arkansas-Texas A&M become bigger than the Red River Shootout? The 2 start a long series at the Cowboys new football home next year
23. Why are LSU fans called Corndogs? If I called a LSU fan a corndog would he really want to fight?
24. Why are South Carolina fans called Coots by Clemson fans and Tiger fans called Taters by Gamecocks? Who came up with these names?
25. What exactly is Western about La Tech? Ruston is far from Hawaii or Boise. I'm blaming the Bulldogs for high gas prices
26. Is that really Tim Tebow's girlfriend?
27. I'm going to miss Ed Orgeron this year. Raycom/Lincoln Financial/Jefferson Pilot should fire a Dave and put Coach O on the broadcast. Talk about an entertaining broadcast
28. Joe Lee Dunn is at New Mexico State now. So now you have 2 SEC rejects at NMSU. A guy that passes every down on offense and then a guy on defense that blitzes every down. Could be a fun team to watch.
29. Where is Jill Arrington these days?
30. Ron Morris of The State Newspaper needs to come out and confess his man love for Paul Finebaum. Go create your own gimmick Ron
31. When did SEC Media Days become a gathering of insane fandom?
32. Stop with the "Perfect Playoff Systems" Everyone has one and none of them are perfect. Playoff talk is just a way for sportstalk show hosts to fill air time
33. Steve Spurrier called out an internet "dude" the other day at his preseason PC. Steve didn't mention him by name. Steve, if you ever call me out you have my permission to say my name
34. Why isn't Charlie Strong a Head Coach yet? The guy has interviews every year? Is it because he's bald? If so there goes my shot at coaching college football
35. I miss Percy Peabody
36. Why is a lawyer broadcasting South Carolina football games?
37. I love a Houndstooth hat, especially on twins or a great coach, but there is no need to make a baseball cap the same design as one
38. Someone needs to hire Jeff Bower at the end of the season as a head coach
39. Call me crazy but I enjoy Little Dooey more than Dreamland
40. Who looks better in a cap, Miles or Petrino?
41. Last season Herschel Walker challenged Steve Spurrier to a fight. Then Duce Staley challenged Walker. Who wins in a Triple Threat Match?
42. How did the South's 2 favorite athletes, Ric Flair and Dale Jr. become Gamecock fans?
43. What do West Virginia Fans do after each first down? I've never figured this one out
44. Want to see a funny looking mascot. Check out Arkansas State's. Looks like Big Red from WKU and the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Mascot produced a child
45. Will it be the Wild Rebel Formation? Is there really a such thing as a tame Rebel?
46. Getting "Croomed" is much more fun to say than your team just lost to Mississippi State
47. When Georgia is playing do producers order the camera guys "Hey I know it's 90,000 people, but you got to find the guy with the Georgia logo painted on his head"
48. Why are there purple and gold spidermen and batmen in Baton Rouge?
49. Tim Tebow is a Kenny Chesney fan. Chesney is a Vol fan. How is this possible?
50. Why are you still reading this?
51. Fulmer or Friedgen who is first to enter Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest after they retire?
52. Can someone please get Bob Davie out of college football!!!
53. When there is a big time game in the south and Doug Flutie is on the broadcast do I have to hear about the Flutie Pass? The Blue Grass Miracle was better anyways. Someone please get him off the air and enter him in some midget toss contests
54. Remember the 1 ESPN College Gameday when Nick Lachey was a broadcaster. Was anyone else shocked this didn't go over well?
55. Home Depot sponsors College Gameday, Arthur Blank is the head of Home Depot. Is there any real wonder as to why ESPN loves to hate Bobby Petrino?
56. Who out there has called in sick to work just to play NCAA 2009?
57. How many Vol fans call in for sick the day after Labor Day? IMO the state should shutdown that Tuesday
58. Clemson's Orange Overalls vs Ole Miss Frat Boys in ties. Which annoys you more?
59. Want to listen to a LSU game, but aren't instate and are to cheap to pay $10 a month for XM? Well, 870 am in New Orleans can be heard anywhere in the Southeast at night
60. Why does Vandy's Commodore have to have the "O" face?
61. I wish I had a catchy nickname like Tony Barnhart's Mr. Football
62. What exactly is the wonder behind the Wonder Boys of Arkansas Tech?
63. Newberry College is the latest school to drop its nickname. Let's hear your Newberry Nickname suggestion.
64. If Clemson is Auburn with a lake does that mean South Carolina is Alabama with warehouses?
65. Saban or Schnellenberger, who looks better in a sports coat and tie on the sidelines?
66. Who has a bigger obsession with their state flag. South Carolinians or Texans?
67. The NAACP ban of postseason sports in South Carolina and Mississippi is as lame as Jessie Jackson's 1984 presidential run
68. Wake Forest has a great fight song. I'm glad they score much more now days than they used to so we can all hear it.
69. Ever been at Vandy when they score a TD, hear the foghorn, and then run to the bathroom to make sure you didn't mess in your pants?
70. Best thing to happen to college football this decade was when Mississippi State stopped playing "Who Let The Dogs Out".
71. The Good Old Song vs We are the Boys From Old Florida. Which is better to sway to?
72. Georgia "G" or Green Bay "G" which came first
73. Bear talking over the PA in Tuscaloosa or Munson talking over the PA in Athens. Who gives the better speach?
74. Clemson's Tiger roar at Death Valley sounds like a toilet flush
75. Of all the Public address announcer led first down cheers I like ECU and Ole Miss' the best
76. Miami's fight song sounds great during the first 5 seconds, then it just gets awful
77. Better already named future head coach Jimbo or Joker?
78. Am I the only one who enjoys Colin Cowherd? He's one of the few national guys that gives college football the publicity it deserves
79. Not college football related, but why is college baseball not on TV more??
80. Do we really need Brooks & Dunn doing the pregame song for LFS/Raycom/JP? I have nothing against the 2, but I can't imagine college students rock out to Brooks & Dunn at parties
81. The CBS Theme song for college football is the best in sports
82. Take a road trip to Lexington, KY for a UK football game. You won't be dissapointed
83. The drive up 540 to Fayetteville is fantastic. Amazing scenery
84. The drive from Baldwin, FL to Gainesville, FL is clear of cops. Go as fast as you want. The police in Waldo and Starke can thank me.
85. My wife doesn't understand how fans miss weddings for football games.... I do. Missed a guy's wedding about 4 years ago because he scheduled it the first weekend of October. Haven't talked to him since
86. My wedding was in July. I had to make sure the College World Series had ended and SEC Media Days hadn't started yet
87. Anyone else miss the "Cocks" shorts that USC women used to wear? The University has banned the sale of them
88. I'll take the Golden Girls of LSU over the Song Girls at Southern Cal anyday
89. Worst thing to happen to college football pregames the last decade has to be the "Cavman" Entrance Videos
90. Worst fundraising plot by a university is definitely USC's "Let's Show Corso" website they came up with
91. Will we ever see a major game at Jackson's Memorial Stadium again?
92. "College Flash Classics" and "Football Saturdays in the South" are 2 things the Raycom boys actually do right
93. Troy and Middle Tennessee State have great marching bands
94. Clemson fans need to stay in the stands at halftime this year against SC State and watch the Marching 101 perform
95. There is no reason Arkansas shouldn't play ASU, Central Arkansas, or UAPB. The only school in the country that doesn't play instate schools in a top sport.
96. Which son of a legend lands a SEC head coaching job first Derek Dooley or Steve Spurrier Jr?
97. Carlos Dunlap will become a major defensive star this year.
98. Vandy needs to bring back its basset hound mascot
99. The Papa Johns Bowl is played in Birmingham, Alabama at Legion Field. I'm told that the area doesn't have Papa John's delivery due to it being on the wrong side of town. Can anyone confirm this incase I want to order a pizza while attending a UAB game?
100. Last season prior to South Carolina running out to "2001" there were several Chick-fil-A cows holding up "Eat More Chicken" signs at Williams Brice. How could the Gamecocks allow this?
101. How much longer can the newspapers exist with such outstanding writing as this article? AJC you better watch out for DFS
Matt Barber
dixiefriedsports@gmail.com
59. Want to listen to a LSU game, but aren't instate and are to cheap to pay $10 a month for XM? Well, 870 am in New Orleans can be heard anywhere in the Southeast at night
60. Why does Vandy's Commodore have to have the "O" face?
61. I wish I had a catchy nickname like Tony Barnhart's Mr. Football
62. What exactly is the wonder behind the Wonder Boys of Arkansas Tech?
63. Newberry College is the latest school to drop its nickname. Let's hear your Newberry Nickname suggestion.
64. If Clemson is Auburn with a lake does that mean South Carolina is Alabama with warehouses?
65. Saban or Schnellenberger, who looks better in a sports coat and tie on the sidelines?
66. Who has a bigger obsession with their state flag. South Carolinians or Texans?
67. The NAACP ban of postseason sports in South Carolina and Mississippi is as lame as Jessie Jackson's 1984 presidential run
68. Wake Forest has a great fight song. I'm glad they score much more now days than they used to so we can all hear it.
69. Ever been at Vandy when they score a TD, hear the foghorn, and then run to the bathroom to make sure you didn't mess in your pants?
70. Best thing to happen to college football this decade was when Mississippi State stopped playing "Who Let The Dogs Out".
71. The Good Old Song vs We are the Boys From Old Florida. Which is better to sway to?
72. Georgia "G" or Green Bay "G" which came first
73. Bear talking over the PA in Tuscaloosa or Munson talking over the PA in Athens. Who gives the better speach?
74. Clemson's Tiger roar at Death Valley sounds like a toilet flush
75. Of all the Public address announcer led first down cheers I like ECU and Ole Miss' the best
76. Miami's fight song sounds great during the first 5 seconds, then it just gets awful
77. Better already named future head coach Jimbo or Joker?
78. Am I the only one who enjoys Colin Cowherd? He's one of the few national guys that gives college football the publicity it deserves
79. Not college football related, but why is college baseball not on TV more??
80. Do we really need Brooks & Dunn doing the pregame song for LFS/Raycom/JP? I have nothing against the 2, but I can't imagine college students rock out to Brooks & Dunn at parties
81. The CBS Theme song for college football is the best in sports
82. Take a road trip to Lexington, KY for a UK football game. You won't be dissapointed
83. The drive up 540 to Fayetteville is fantastic. Amazing scenery
84. The drive from Baldwin, FL to Gainesville, FL is clear of cops. Go as fast as you want. The police in Waldo and Starke can thank me.
85. My wife doesn't understand how fans miss weddings for football games.... I do. Missed a guy's wedding about 4 years ago because he scheduled it the first weekend of October. Haven't talked to him since
86. My wedding was in July. I had to make sure the College World Series had ended and SEC Media Days hadn't started yet
87. Anyone else miss the "Cocks" shorts that USC women used to wear? The University has banned the sale of them
88. I'll take the Golden Girls of LSU over the Song Girls at Southern Cal anyday
89. Worst thing to happen to college football pregames the last decade has to be the "Cavman" Entrance Videos
90. Worst fundraising plot by a university is definitely USC's "Let's Show Corso" website they came up with
91. Will we ever see a major game at Jackson's Memorial Stadium again?
92. "College Flash Classics" and "Football Saturdays in the South" are 2 things the Raycom boys actually do right
93. Troy and Middle Tennessee State have great marching bands
94. Clemson fans need to stay in the stands at halftime this year against SC State and watch the Marching 101 perform
95. There is no reason Arkansas shouldn't play ASU, Central Arkansas, or UAPB. The only school in the country that doesn't play instate schools in a top sport.
96. Which son of a legend lands a SEC head coaching job first Derek Dooley or Steve Spurrier Jr?
97. Carlos Dunlap will become a major defensive star this year.
98. Vandy needs to bring back its basset hound mascot
99. The Papa Johns Bowl is played in Birmingham, Alabama at Legion Field. I'm told that the area doesn't have Papa John's delivery due to it being on the wrong side of town. Can anyone confirm this incase I want to order a pizza while attending a UAB game?
100. Last season prior to South Carolina running out to "2001" there were several Chick-fil-A cows holding up "Eat More Chicken" signs at Williams Brice. How could the Gamecocks allow this?
101. How much longer can the newspapers exist with such outstanding writing as this article? AJC you better watch out for DFS
Matt Barber
dixiefriedsports@gmail.com
Matt Barber
dixiefriedsports@gmail.com
